9 LOL Comments Illinois Peeps Made about Rihanna’s Halftime Show

Loved it or otherwise, people of Illinois had some pretty hilarious things to say about the Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show featuring Rihanna.

Super Bowl LVII Halftime Show

This year's big game also was the first year for a new halftime show sponsor. After what seemed like forever, Pepsi was no longer the sponsor for the 13-minute lip-synced concert.

Apple Music is the new sponsor for the biggest unpaid concert of any performer's career. The artists don't get paid, and to minimize any audio issues, they're strongly encouraged to lip sync. They may not even have the option to sing live, but I don't know for sure.

Rihanna, for the first time in several years, hit the stage to share that ridiculously strong voice of hers. It wasn't great, in my opinion. It wasn't awful either, I just had big expectations and most of them weren't met.

Rihanna has a long list of hits and managed to squeeze a dozen of them into her 13-minute show, I just wanted several different songs than the ones she chose, and like Danita's opinion below, I wanted some special guests.

I like Rihanna, so I thought it was good! I was hoping for some cameos though. (Danita T.)

That's the great thing about music and performances, it's all subjective, we all have different opinions, and some of those opinions about Rihanna's show were hilarious.

9 LOL Comments Illinois Peeps Made about Rihanna's Halftime Show

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Washing dishes by hand is more exciting. (Heather W.)

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I love her but like my mom told me: "I kept waiting for something different". The whole crotch rubbing then licking her fingers (I swear I thought she even did the ol' dip n sniff on herself). (Valerie W.)

The "ol dip n sniff." 💀

 

LoL.. wash ur hands or the entire dance crew gets pinkeye [...] (Lori W.)

not only grabbing her crotch… but then smelling her hand! Classy💯 (Sharon C.)

I love Rihanna and her music, it was the dancing and miniature marshmallow men I couldn't watch. (Lezlie B.)

 

 

[...] a nightmare of human "my pillows" running around. (Bonnie G.)

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Ummm,
was that Satan's wife, pregnant, fingering herself, dancing and lip synching to prerecorded music beats and loops with a bunch of half baked, horny, hip thrusting pillsbury doughboys? (Taylor A.)

 

 

I think she looked like an ovum surrounded by sperm to highlight the fact she is pregnant. (Suzanne C.)

Did anyone else get Elliott and E.T. vibes? (Eric W.)

 

 

Sucked, not a good choice for family entertainment. Rubbing her pichshadio is not family entertainment. (Carl B.)

 

Hey Carl, we all have a good slang word for the nether regions, but this is the first time I've ever heard the word, "pichshadio." How do you pronounce that one, and is it a word for the backside, or the front?

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Hilarious, savage, supportive, and otherwise, check out what everyone had to say about the Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show, It's all in the Facebook post below.