Residents of The Palms of Clearwater development were in for a wild Sunday night when they witnessed a bizarre scene that prompted them to call the Florida police.

What Did They See?

Christopher Harris, a 51-year-old resident of The Palms, had apparently decided to put on a solo performance by the poolside, much to the bewilderment of the witnesses.

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Florida police were summoned to development Sunday night after a witness reported seeing a man “pull his pants down” and “begin to masturbate to a pornographic video on his personal cell phone.”

The Arrest Report

As per the arrest affidavit Harris was found to have connected a Bluetooth speaker to the video and started playing it aloud while engaging in self-gratification near the pool, which was witnessed by several responding officers after receiving a 911 call.

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Admitting To The Crime

As police proceeded to apprehend him, Harris reportedly admitted to “playing with himself,” and said that when he gets intoxicated, he does “stupid things.”

 

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In his defense, who hasn't made questionable decisions when they're under the influence?

Unfortunately for Harris, his impromptu pleasure session by the pool led to his arrest on a misdemeanor charge for exposing his sexual organs to the public.

This isn't the first time Harris has had a run-in with the law as he has been convicted in the past for criminal mischief and battery.

Let's just hope he'll think twice before repeating this public spectacle in the future.

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