Dwyer & Michaels Morning Show: Show Notes Tuesday 10/13/26

Dwyer & Michaels Morning Show: Show Notes Tuesday 10/13/26

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Hairball Is On His Honeymoon

On his couch...

 

Did You See This? Guess The Lines

Winston-Salem University grounds crew might need to try again on the field yardage markers...

*****UPDATE


 

Doctors Share Some of the Dumbest Things Patients Have Ever Done

 

Healthcare workers recently shared stories of the dumbest things their patients have ever done.  Like when a man was handed MRI earplugs and he immediately swallowed them . . . or when a pregnant teen insisted she couldn't be pregnant because she ate an apple after sex.

 

Someone Sent Us A Joke About Getting Executed

"I learned about this joke about the guillotine when I was taking French class back in high school." -Listener Austin

The Classic Guillotine Joke A priest, a lawyer, and an engineer are all sentenced to death by guillotine during the French Revolution. The executioner brings the lawyer up first. The lawyer requests to face upward so he can look toward the heavens. The executioner pulls the lever; the blade falls, but it suddenly jammed an inch above his neck. The lawyer points out that under the law, you can't be subjected to double jeopardy. The executioner concedes, and the lawyer is set free. Next up is the priest. He also asks to face upward. The executioner pulls the lever, the blade falls, and again, it stops right above his neck. The priest cries out, "It's a miracle! Divine intervention!" The executioner agrees and lets the priest go. Finally, the engineer is brought to the block. He also asks to face upward. The executioner pulls the rope taut, but right before he releases it, the engineer looks up at the mechanism, points, and says: "Hey, wait a minute... I think I see your problem!"

 

A Storm Is Brewin

FUPA? FROPA? What is he saying the weather is???

 

Man Fell Off Roller Coaster at Six Flags Georgia

One person died, and several others were injured in an "incident involving a roller coaster" at a Six Flags amusement park in Georgia, authorities said. The incident occurred at Six Flags Over Georgia in Cobb County shortly before 4 p.m. Monday, according to police.

 

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