The 10 Worst Offensive Coordinators the Chicago Bears Have Ever Given Us

Stop if you've heard this before: the Chicago Bears are bad.

Like, not even a fun kind of bad; they are an infuriating kind of bad.

A Frustrating Kind of Bad

The kind where players have seemingly quit on the coach, the assistants should be unemployed, and fans wonder why we love this dumpster fire of a team.

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So, after a dubious 4-5 start, the Chicago Bears have launched yet another failed offensive coordinator.

Do you really think anything will change, though? It's almost as if it was destined to happen.

The Ongoing Problem: A Historically Weak Offense

The one constant with bad Chicago Bears football is putrid offense—an offense so offensive it's almost embarrassing.

I wish I could tell you this is an outlier, but anyone who has followed this franchise for the last 30-40 years knows we can't score.

A Look Back at Offensive Coordinators

So I decided to take a look at the Offensive Coordinators who have called plays for the team since the Bears somehow won the Super Bowl nearly 40 years ago.

To me, seeing those names made me shudder more than anything frightening I witnessed during the Halloween season.

Breaking Down the Stats: Wins, Points, and Pain

Somehow, I managed to forage on, taking a look at the number of wins per season and average points to figure out the ten worst offensive coordinators in Chicago Bears history.

The one thing most of these guys have in common is two years. That said, take an antacid, close your eyes, and prepare for something horrifying; here we go.