Fellas, we're nearing the perfect time for you to get a vasectomy! If you've reached the point in your life where you've decided it's time to stop having kids, we're getting close to the perfect time to book your appointment. If you're not aware of what this surgical procedure is, it's a minor surgery that guys get when they don't want kids or don't want any more kids. There close to being 100% effective.

You might think I'm joking but setting this appointment for a certain time of the year is supposedly a real thing that men do. This has grown in popularity over the years and men are purposely making these appointments during March. Advanced Urology Associates call this time of the year Vas-Madness!

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According to ESPN, "In the last several years, urologists across the country have reported increases of as much as 50 percent in the number of vasectomies scheduled in March." It appears as if men have found a loophole when it comes to one of life's more unpleasant procedures. Men are scheduling this procedure right before the start of the NCAA College Championship Tournament.

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This is the perfect time to spend the next 4 days, not doing much of anything except keeping track of the 5 tournament brackets you've filled out. According to Urology Specialists, "For the first few days after your procedure, you should rest as much as possible, as those are usually the most important! The goal is to stay off your feet, so avoid strenuous activities, heavy lifting, or carrying, which may require you to take some time off work."

Not only are you SUPPOSED to sit down and rest, but this is the perfect time for men to have the enitre house waiting on them hand and foot! Anytime you need a refill, time to send one of the house members for help, or if you need to add some more salsa to the chip bowl, "Dad isn't supposed to be getting up and walking around." Have a kid do it for you. You won't have to get up and miss any of the action, as you flip from different game to different game, all day long.

You can watch as much college basketball GUILT FREE for 4 days as you want. The first round of this year's tournament is March 21-22, which is a Thursday and Friday.

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