“If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for a lifetime.”

But if you really want a prophetic, visionary quote...here's the one:

"Give a man a 3D printer, he’ll probably print a penis."

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TikTok has a bad rap as the kid's dance app.  And yes, there's plenty of that going on in my household with the 13-year-old girl.

But there are multiple sides to TikTok.  It follows an algorithm that sees what keeps your attention and feeds you more of what you like So, for my daughter, she gets plenty of Charlie D'aimleo.

For me, there are 3 main subcategories of videos that populate my feed...

People Falling Down

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Guitar Videos

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Funny Animals

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And apparently, my algorithm knows "penis pranks" are in my wheelhouse.

Thanks to TikTok, HZ Designs out of Troutman, North Carolina has given them an upswell (pun intended) in new business. They recently had their Etsy Store blow up due to a prank video showing someone using their "trailer hitch plugs" on an unsuspecting gentleman.

Here's the result of the prank...

Here's the follow-up from the company that made it...

They've got a plethora of penis-related items on their Etsy shop you may be interested in purchasing for that special someone.  Including Penis Valve Stem Caps, Nut Sack Key Rings, and crocheted Penis Chapstick Holders.

What a great way to celebrate small businesses! Well, ok.  Average-sized, but girthy businesses.  Probably too late for Father's Day, thank god.  But for the 4th of July, you can bring some fireworks of your own to the family picnic.

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